Based on Jeph Jacques' webcomic "Questionable Content" comes this little Photoshop of horrors. I fully expect no motion picture adaptation will ever come about, and I don't even completely agree with some of my casting choices...although Jack Black as the voice of Pintsize would be a work of sheer brilliance. Wardrobes are largely inspired by outfits seen in the comic strip, including Faye's "bearmonster" shirt and Marten's trademark hoodie. And somehow I just thought a "High Fidelity" reference would be an appropriate fit for a QC movie, hence the logo on Steve's shirt.
NOTE: A fair number of you have commented that Hannelore is missing. There's a good reason for this: when I made the poster, she hadn't been introduced yet. Just to clarify.