Ta-daaaa! The complete set of coasters, plus all the flair you could ask for. The title logo and credits were more fun to do than I anticipated, especially that tiny little cameo by director Joe Swanberg. Rendering the drips was difficult at first, but then I discovered this handy little tutorial
that made it all SO much easier. That came the bottlecaps, one of those piece-by-piece renderings, which came out pretty well.
So there it is, project successful. Now go watch the movie, dammit.